drone party (partiful/palantir)
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the cofounders of PARTIFUL worked for Thiel's most murderous baby, PALANTIR.
they've hired more palantir ppl, too! in 1 small company, palantir alum include partiful's CEO, CTO, head of business & product ops, founding engineer, & at least 2 product engineers (if they've removed palantir from work history, backed up here), & the CEO has lied about how long she worked at palantir –– either in interviews & on linkedin, where she says 2014-2018, or in her 2020 political donations, which ID her as a palantir "analyst."
[ btw, shortcut to this page: bit.ly/droneparty ]
dear partiful + pdf folder: tinyurl.com/droneparty
++ link to fully alt text'd insta post version
yes, talking surveillance tech on the cop app: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
why do we care? bc
PALANTIR = BAD.
learn more:
"How US Intelligence & an American Company Feed Israel’s Killing Machine in Gaza" (The Intercept) + "Cambridge Analytica is bad, but Palantir is fucking terrifying" (The Outline) + "Thiel’s Palantir Used to Bust Migrant Children’s Relatives" (The Intercept) + "War On Immigrants: Powered By Palantir" (#NoTechForICE) + "Palantir filed to go public. The firm's unethical technology should horrify us" (The Guardian) + "Palantir, the secretive company coming for all your data" (Vox) "Palantir has secretly been using New Orleans to test its predictive policing technology" (The Verge)
(if paywalled, check tinyurl.com/droneparty!)
PARTIFUL leveraged their PALANTIR past into CASH––piles of it from Andreessen-Horowitz.
(yes THIS andreessen, or THIS or THIS)
from the atlantic:
no need 2 hide palantir past from party girls!!!
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israel debilitates via guns & bombs & borders, but also w/ the help of amerikkkan PALANTIR's predictive policing; PARTIFUL made millions from this war machine's alum club.
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to me, that's reason enough to ask PARTIFUL to clarify their stance on genocide & to require accessibility info for events on their platform––a tiny gesture for the millions disabled by PALANTIR's terror-reach.
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(tee-hee!)
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aside from that... why does a16z want PARTIFUL to know who's going to yr parties? idk :/ creepy af
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INSTA POST IMAGES/TEXT BELOW
(sorry 4 clunky!!! if i had $20mil i promise it would look *real* nice)
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not sharing everything i’ve *heard,* but plz continue to email me your gossip, contacts, links, & leads, subject “DRONE PARTY”)
image 1 text: WE DON'T USE PARTIFUL: ON SURVEILLANCE TECH, DISABILITY (IN)JUSTICE, & HOW WAR CRIMES FUNDED A PARTY APP
image 2 text: I CALL PARTIFUL “DRONE PARTY" CUZ THE COFOUNDERS OF THE "PARTIES FOR HOT PEOPLE” APP WORKED FOR, & STILL GET MONEY FROM, THIEL'S MOST MURDEROUS BABY, PALANTIR
image 3 text: IF YOU’VE NEVER HEARD THESE NAMES, PALANTIR IS WORTH A SEARCH; THINK NSA SPY SH*T, EVIL IN ISRAEL, ICE / DEPORTATIONS, "PREDICTIVE POLICING." THE "PALUMNI” VC FIRM FUNDS FORMER PALANTIR EMPLOYEE STARTUPS –– LIKE EVENT INVITE / SOCIALS PLATFORM PARTIFUL
image 4 left shows a screenshot of partiful's homepage: purple-y background, "INSPO" link next to login, picture of phone screenshowing someone's partiful event page talking about "beliebers." main partiful screenshot text is "Highkey parties, lowkey planning; the sexiest way to get all your guests on the same page (literally)"
image 4 text: YES, THE COFOUNDERS OF *THIS* WORKED AT PALANTIR FROM 2014-2018; WITH THAT TRAINING, JUST ASK SNOWDEN OR THE CIA OR IOF: PARTIFUL CAN DEF TRACK YOUR SEXY GUESTS!!!
image 5 shows a bunch of screenshots of palantir headlines, with “PALANTIR: BAD” in angled block letters over them. the mostly & fully-visible headlines & subheadings read:
• “CAMBRIDGE ANALYTICA IS BAD, BUT PALANTIR IS FUCKING TERRIFYING. With its vehicle tracking software, the company Peter Thiel co-founded knows you ran that headlight” (it's not written on slide, but this one’s prolly my favorite lol)
• “PALANTIR ENABLES IMMIGRATION AGENTS TO ACCESS INFORMATION FROM THE CIA. According to a set of funding documents, ICE agents can use a Palantir system to access data held by agencies that possess highly classified intelligence, including the CIA.”
• “PETER THIEL’S PALANTIR WAS USED TO BUST RELATIVES OF MIGRANT CHILDREN, NEW DOCUMENTS SHOW. Palantir previously claimed its software was strictly involved in criminal investigations as opposed to deportations. This was false.”
• “Palantir: the 'special ops' tech giant that wields as much real-world power as Google. Peter Thiel's CIA-backed, data-mining firm honed its 'crime predicting' techniques against insurgents in Iraq. The same methods are now being sold to police departments. Will they inflame already tense relations between the public and the police?”
• “Israel-linked CIA-funded Palantir goes public, making espionage mainstream. The firm is closely linked to the CIA and Israel, while standing accused of multiple counts of human rights violations.”
• “Palantir's CEO Finally Admits to Helping ICE Deport Undocumented Immigrants. Palantir has tried to downplay its role in ICE's detainment and deportation of immigrants for years, but Alex Karp said the quiet part loud at Davos.”
• “Palantir powers Ice immigration raids, the defense sector and police surveillance. It is the big tobacco of the tech world” (…okay yeah that’s another pretty harsh burn)
image 6 text: PALANTIR'S SURVEILLANCE TECH FUELS DEBILITY: THE SYSTEMIC PROCESS OF UNEVENLY-DELIVERED INJURY & BODILY EXCLUSION. ISRAEL DEBILITATES VIA GUNS & BOMBS & BORDERS (& MORE), IMPAIRING MOBILITY THROUGH CHECKPOINTS & BLOWN LIMBS, & THE HELP OF AMERIKKKAN PALANTIR'S "PREDICTIVE" POLICING, MAPPING SOCIAL MEDIA + NETWORKS TO CENSOR & DETAIN. PARTIFUL MADE MILLIONS FROM THIS WAR MACHINE'S ALUM CLUB: *BRUTAL*
image 7 text: I TOO LIVE IN A WAR MACHINE & KNOW THE STRUGGLE TO ATONE; I WISH PARTIFUL LUCK EARNING OUR PATRONAGE! MY IDEAS:
• CLARIFY STANCE ON GENOCIDE AS PALANTIR INCREASES SUPPORT TO ISRAEL
• *REQUIRE* ACCESS INFO AS TINIEST GESTURE FOR THE *MILLIONS* DISABLED BY PALANTIR'S TERROR-REACH
THE LEAST U CAN DO IS TELL PEOPLE IF THEY *COULD* ENTER THE PARTY –– IF IT WEREN'T BEING HELD ON THEIR NECKS!
image 8 left shows weirdly ad-copy-vibe headlines & subheadings about partiful; the vatlantic’s reads “The Internet, but for Hot People”; the new york times, “Is This the Least Cringe Option to Get People to Your Party?” & the washington post, “Partiful wants Gen Z to move in a new social direction this New Year’s Eve”
image 8 text: OF COURSE WITH FREE ADVERTISING LIKE THIS, MAYBE NO ONE WILL MIND IF PARTIFUL JUST KEEPS USING THEIR *MILLIONS* TO TALK "VIBES" & “INSPO" & ~CHIPOTLE GIVEAWAYS~ ... BUT MY HOPE IS THE YOUTH WON’T FORGIVE THE WAR SPOILS
image 9 text: IF YOU'RE READING THIS ON THE COP APP (INSTA), YOU ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH SURVEILLANCE TECH. IF YOU’VE SEEN / SENT PARTIFUL INVITES, TELL YOUR FRIENDS: PARTIFUL / PALANTIR = COP SH*T …& WE DON'T GIVE OUR NUMBERS TO COPS!!!
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[longer follow-up]
TL;DR for the “apolitical”: partiful will be widely considered cringe af soon enough; quit now & lord it over yr friends forever 🥰
LONGER TAKEAWAY: i get that we’re all v tired & u don’t wanna wait 10 months for a new mobile-friendly platform bc your Important Party is soon –– but there’s a possible timeline that has drone party as ubiquitous as meta (links to compare series A funding), palantir’s ceo bragging about their integral role in gaza’s incineration, andreessen horowitz picking every president, & you in the streets protesting these f*ckin people…
so if u wanna use partiful so bad, make them TELL YOU that they think palantir’s f*cked, or communicate ANY real positions!!! y’all have been tagging them in stories sharing this post for the last 1.5 weeks [update: shared 2200x in 5 months, & u cheeky mfs tagged them a *lot* :')], & all i’ve seen them say back is that they’re having a great time celebrating mardi gras ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ u don’t need to help the hella money'd spy tech co corner a market without asking a few questions!!
other things:
1) at least *6* partiful people are former palantir employees –– partiful's CEO, CTO, head of business & product operations, founding engineer, & 2 product engineers (if anyone removes palantir from their work history, u can email me for pdf of older version) –– & that's out of only ~20 employees total, & just using public linkedins. i still don’t wanna get in the weeds about individual employees (paying rent is hard), but it’s not like, a ~fluke~
1b) no, they did *not* all work there at the same time –– unless partiful’s cofounders are lying about how long they worked for palantir. tho relatedly…
2) partiful's CEO made bb donations to political candidates in october 2020 that ID her as an "analyst" for palantir technologies; you can see those here or by searching her name at <opensecrets.org/donor-lookup>. [heavy-handed clarification bc idk if ppl got this:] partiful's ceo tells *us* she quit working for palantir in 2018 –– but in october of 2020, *she* said she worked for palantir on three donations.
3) if u think “all tech is compromised by evil money” then sweethearts while i agree there are lots of baddies out there & it’s a hard time to be alive, it is simply not true that every party app is ex-palantir co-founded, recruiting additional ex-palantir employees, & getting millions of dollars from palantir partners / alum while palantir takes out full-page pro-israel ads in the new york times during an ongoing genocide. the situation is in fact... ~unique.~
4) thing i’m *not* saying = "partiful is DEF misusing your data” (...not yet lol). i AM saying this is a GREAT time to exert pressure on companies if they want your business; make them earn it!!!! ...& if they fail, chase them outta town!!!
5) partiful has offices in nyc & los angeles rn, but they’re hiring “party evangelists” (lol ew) in boston, chicago, & london (<jobs.lever.co>), & they have PILES OF CASH; again not tryina judge individual workers (i, too, would love to know how i’m gonna pay rent next month), but since these ppl are coming for yr scene soon enough… why help them with rollout for free?? resist adopting the platform & maybe down the line they will help pay your rent before fading into irrelevance!!
6) re: the “palumni” vc firm, their (unpaid, lol) internship job ad says “Yes, you will spend a lot of time on Partiful.” again that is… all i’m saying
7) you can look stuff up about partiful's latest $20 million in a series A round led by andreessen horowitz aka a16z –– & learn more about andreessen's quaint views in janus rose's vice article, "Major Tech Investor Andreessen Calls Architect of Fascism a 'Saint' in Unhinged Manifesto" –– but they aren’t saying where they got the first $7.4 million. aren’t you CURIOUS???? i am, personally, v curious
okay these are original images w/ full text beneath, sorry this is clunky!!!, just a workaround for now... (if i had $20 million i can promise u it would look *real* nice)
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i'm not sharing everything i’ve *heard,* but plz continue to email me your gossip, contacts, links, & leads, subject “DRONE PARTY”)
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2024-10-13 this has been getting traction again lately, so i finally added a big ~mobile friendly~ version 2 top! // 2024-07-24 update: if u can't access something linked, i've prolly added it to this folder, shortcut link = tinyurl.com/droneparty // most text above = 2024-02-05 update (w/ some more recent notes); initial 2024-01-25 post here (on @nyc_noise). i try to put stuff on site before (/mostly *instead of*) cop app, just still working out blog stuffs on new site!! relatedly, big thnx again to GREG & recurse pals, who made nyc noise way better & are not to blame for stuff i say!!!